we were walking through the ikea and he kept picking up stuff off the ground…”people keep LITTERING!” he was so frustrated, hahaa…i told him he could be an environmentalist. then he said (forgot to tell you joy!)

him: “…also, tell people not to smoke.”
me: “you can be a nutritionist.”
him: “what’s a nutritionist?”
me: “someone who helps people eat well, make good choices to live better…”
him: “i want to tell strangers not to…”
me: “well you may not just want to go up to strangers and tell them not to smoke…”
him: “noooo…i mean they come to *me*…”

he is my DUDE!