please
please
please

do NOT sit in the back of the bus, in the middle seat, yapping your mouth off

when YOUR BREATH STANK

my word. this morning’s trip on the bus was just that. i had headphones on, and smelt something, so i turned to my right–this cat, yapping his mouth off on his headset, funky FUNKY breath. no doubt in my mind that about 6 of us smelled the effects of this dude. and he would NOT get off that call!

i was fortunately, next to a window with some leakage. i found myself turning the opposite way, taking in any pocket of air from the outside i could get.

i dug in my bag, but could not find my eclipse.

i kid you NOT, i would have pulled out the pack and offered it to him.

somedays, you think that driving *is* cool. well, better than feeling like you’re taking out the garbage for 30 minutes.

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