two odd things since the move (its the little things)

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i had no belt most of last week (i didn’t pay attention when packing), so i creatively wore my outfits to work.

in particular, this saturday and sunday, i saw fit to use a USB cable as a belt. thanks for big shirts.

this morning, i’ve run out of deodorant, so now i smell like my wife. (well they *did* used to say that it’s strong enough for a man).

i’ve since got a belt, but still need to get deodorant.

stank.

  • http://www.urbanwordz.com LaRosa

    that’s funny stuff right there jon. i never would have thought us using a usb cable as a belt.

    now go buy some deordorant!

    lj.

  • TJ

    This is my favorite post ever.

  • http://www.isaidjon.com jon

    lol

    some is well…

    i am officially smelling like a man.

    but this belt is huge, as is my belly, and it’s quite uncomfy.

    note to all. don’t get fat.

    j.

  • http://www.urbanwordz.com LaRosa

    working on it LOL… gotta shed some pounds now. Lord help us all!

    lj.

  • http://www.scrapalicio.us joy madison

    LOL!!! dang, who knew smelling like me was such a bad thing:)

  • http://www.allaboutgeorge.com/ George

    [TMI] It’s convenient for me to smell like my wife when I have to, but I know she likes me when I smell like me. Vive la difference! [/TMI]

  • http://wardomatic.blogspot.com Ward

    I have to say that I’ve done the smelling like the wifey when my “manly” deodorant runs out. It’s a nice change of pace, I have to say. Nothing like getting in touch with your feminine side, eh?

    Great post. (And I just realized that I haven’t really commented here as much as I should. What’s up wit dat?)

  • http://www.isaidjon.com jon

    joy – the “stank” was in no way a degredation of the wonderful smell of secret, but rather, my reaction to me not having deodorant. :D

    GEORGE — LOL

    i like the change of pace, personally, it reminds me of making out while i’m at work! :)

    as long as i don’t have meetings and the like, i’m cool.

    although i shouldn’t talk, ‘cos i keep a bottle of bath & body works Pleasures lotion right at my desk, and use it liberally.

    i can get away with that in a workplace that employs 70% women. :)

    j.

  • http://www.scrapalicio.us joy madison

    TMI TMI!!!