i had no belt most of last week (i didn’t pay attention when packing), so i creatively wore my outfits to work.
in particular, this saturday and sunday, i saw fit to use a USB cable as a belt. thanks for big shirts.
this morning, i’ve run out of deodorant, so now i smell like my wife. (well they *did* used to say that it’s strong enough for a man).
i’ve since got a belt, but still need to get deodorant.
stank.