1) get a 16 oz coffee, very sugary and latte’d out.
2) come upstairs
3) somehow have the top pop off and burst all onto desk (leave about about 1″ of coffee in the cup)
4) take 5 trips to dry, and clean, and remove papers from desk.
5) say “forget it” don’t go down and give sob story about coffee, put away the little treat that was with it, go into the refrigerator, and pull out fried chicken and (the equivalent of) kool-aid, with bread, for breakfast.

chicken chicken chicken i’m a finger lickin’ winner.

this is better than any pastry could have been.